Reboot

While ‘The Abominable Charles Christopher‘ is dear to my heart, it is unfortunately not reaching a wide enough readership to sustain its continued production. Not in its current incarnation, at least!
I present to you a bold new direction. I call it ‘ABOMINABLE X-TREME’ and it will change forever the way you think about woodland creatures or integrity!
Gone are the boring conversations! Gone are the insufferable antics! Prepare for a whole new world of pain as CHARLES X-TOPHER fights his way through hordes of wolves, bats and killer spiders, all in the name of ACTION!
ABOMINABLE X-TREME starts NEXT WEDNESDAY and will cost 99 cents, less than a dollar more than it costs now!
It’s not just ABOMINABLE, it’s EXXXXXXTREEEEEEEME!!!

rated M for Mayhem

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25 Responses to “Reboot”

  1. Adam Says:

    Ha, ha! This is awesome!

  2. Drakmarth Says:

    NEEDS MOAR BELT POUCHES!

  3. Amber Love Says:

    Haha!! That’s freaking fantastic! Can I get a digital foil cover with hologram somehow?

  4. Andrew Walsh Says:

    As a longtime fan, I was getting tired of the same-ol’ same-ol’. I look forward to having my neurons assaulted on a regular basis. Can’t wait to see what the inevitable new love interest looks like! I also hope time travel becomes a regular occurrence.

  5. Drezz Says:

    He needs pants and a cape, and impossibly riveted metallic looking boots.

  6. Darren Says:

    very funny, but your kidding right? …… guys..

  7. karl Says:

    WOULD I JOKE ABOUT THIS, DARREN???!!?

    ???!!?!!!

    No, I would not.

  8. ShadowClad Says:

    AAA-HA HA HA HAAA!!!

    (I would definitely pay 99 cents less than a dollar more than it costs now!)

    Uncanny Abomidable and Shadow of the Abomidable could be possible spin-offs!

  9. camelama Says:

    What, no chainmail bra?

  10. Darren Says:

    um ……….. guys ……………. LOL

  11. Darren Says:

    he needs a beefed out Townsen sidekick !

  12. Marina Says:

    Yesss! A beefed up Townsen sidekick! With fangs!

    (And some pants)

  13. Stone Says:

    An xtreme Undead Townsen Hellhound/Wolf would ROCK!!! Cue Metallica “For Whom The Bell Tolls”!!! Also, Vivol may need side mounted rocket launchers.

  14. mistersaxon Says:

    You do NOT want to know where Vivol’s rocket launcher is mounted :|

    Also “Abdominable X-Topher” seems appropriate for a . . . hmmm /creature/ with a 10-pack. :)

  15. ramon perez Says:

    HAHAHHAHAA – awesome karl, simply awesome.

  16. Philip Miresco Says:

    Brilliant!

  17. =shane white= Says:

    An 8-PACK of the ABDOMENABLE CHUCK CHRISTOFUR? I’m there!

    =s=

  18. Adriano Says:

    Truly, Karl, this rocks! Please don’t forget to hire a fashionably late artist, change writer after four issues, reboot but starting with the old numbering before killing a character off and rebooting with a new numbering and….
    Oh God, my head’s spinning with this greatness… When’s Abominable Crisis scheduled for…?

  19. Ken Says:

    The car…what will his car look like?

  20. Nick Wright Says:

    Perhaps the owls could have a spinoff series of their own

  21. Chris S Says:

    What a missed opportunity. Obviously, it should have been called “A-BOM”.

  22. Darren Says:

    The car is really an eighteen wheeler and in the back is a deformed moonbear steroids! , Chuck and the hellhound only let him out when the mayhem gets too X-treeeem !

  23. Lyon Says:

    I trust the woodland glade will now be a post-apocalyptic hellscape and Tivol will be a Cy-bear?

    Because I’ll be disappointed if they’re not…

  24. neil king Says:

    this is all fun but…
    this must be the saddest part of the comic industry. your book is beautiful and amazing but there is no market for indys anymore. it can happen. like lightning strikes. but it’s often. all the artists on tx are great. i check in frequently. but it seems that the only way that a comic artist can make any money at all is to be good enough to work for one of the major labels. and then there probably few continuous comic gigs. though, i’m probably wrong in your case and comics are making you a comfortable living.
    maybe this is a joke.
    to me, you should just create a new title and bring your great sensibilities to it. maybe that’ll hit. this is the closest i’ve seen to “concrete” in many years.
    i’m sure you’re not going to fuck with that.

  25. Stephanie Says:

    What if I Paypal $20 (buck a week plus a bonus for the 4 loose days) and you keep your water-coloring pencil-drawing Vivol/Moonbear/Charles sketchin’ self going?
    We got a deal?

    (Not that I don’t think Vivol should be swinging an AA-12 in that last clip)

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